Post by Odyssey on Dec 22, 2008 22:36:48 GMT -5
Fast Sex ...
Dougie wanted desperately to have sex with this
really cute, really hot girl in his office ... But
she was dating someone else.
One day Dougie got so frustrated that he went to her
and said
I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with
you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Dougie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the
money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by
the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would
consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her
boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the
money really fast. He won't even be able to get his
pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still
waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks, 'What happened...?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The
bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson:
Always consider a business
proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it
and getting screwed.