Post by Odyssey on Dec 3, 2008 23:17:11 GMT -5
A Muslim was sitting next to an Irishman on a plane. The Irishman ordered a whiskey.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!'
The Irishman handed his drink back & said 'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!'